“I would love to have a tiny penis” – No Man Ever

I feel so sorry for Asian guys. Just look at this little thing, it can just about make it past the G-spot and that’s only two middle finger digits in on an average adult hand.

I could muster a bigger boner when I was 13 years old and that’s not even a joke.

Once he’s slipped that in, is there even enough rope left to fuck with ’cause it looks like it might just slip all the way out if he dares to even move.

The appeal to the Japanese porn sites, which is actually pretty damn hot, clearly and luckily does not depend on the male actors.

This sadly just proves my girlfriend even more right in that there is much less porn that appeals to women than to men. There’s nothing to see here for the ladies.

For the guys then, here’s a sweet 81% off AllJapanesePass.com discount that unlocks all of the network sites for $9.75.